what color is Your parashoot?

red

 

yellow

black

white

Pope been a dik

infantable pope

Whenever You hear the news stories about the pontiff, the reporters always seem so befuddled about why the pope would re-draft a jewhating bishop.

heil jesus?

Here’s the third clue, and You know the third ones a harm. When talking about the kathlix. Ask Sinead. She lyved anyWay.

Hey, DUH, the pope is a nazi.

And not just been a dik, either.

New Myxes

the 50th b-day of motown, hitsville, usa

Gyrls from detroit

gOld into lead

fell into MY lap

Love On, de-manned

The Vale es Then

Cowgyrl Tough is a Hare, and MY dead dad picked Her out

Search for “the veil is thin” to find somethings interesting. You don’t always have to use google, either.

Lesbesquet has called You, should You choose to accept.

Simple

The cause of abortion: sperm.  All men who don’t believe in abortion ought to present themselves for vasectomies, and women who don’t believe in abortion ought to have their sons vasectomized instead of circumcised. Duh.

How to solve the immigrant problem: no more borders.

End war: stop having children until there are no more governments.

no more abortions

the Work WE gotta Do

How to interrupt racism

At a horse pull – it ain’t easy

Notes:

• ’swampers’ and ‘hookers’ are the same – they hook the horses to the weight-sled
• the caller says (as a not-funny joke) that a swamper is a guy that works with horses
• then he says hookers are girls from Detroit
• “Detroit” here is a code word people use to say “nigger” without saying “nigger”.
• most people here don’t understand why you aren’t allowed to say “nigger”
• it demands Our Attention, every time it happens

gone, but still obnoxious

Stay Away from the Hospital if You want to be Well

Please excuse me for not doing anything here, but Y was committed to a nut (as also in testicle) house. And WE ALL know that a house is not a home.

You can eventually find out everything by going to MY new thyng: Brane Consumer.

Dead man talking

Unless you make use of the effective technique some call “analysis”,  you will believe anything including:

dead men tell no tales

What about this guy, who hasn’t shut up for 2ooo years?

age of pices, closed for business

On the other (sinister) hand, you can hear this guy any time you want, and he actually helps US.

looks like a farmer, is a lover

Here is a Farmer

MY Consort

Here is a Farmer Lover

Mystr Sal sees ALL

Bo Diddley

December 30, 1928 – June 2, 2008, born Ellas Otha Bates

Hear the song he wrote, stolen and sung by muddy watters in Whose yer DADDY

as well as HE Hymself singing one of Hys Songs.

Hear one of his most famous songs covered by a country singer in Mystr Sal goes ALL the Way

Y, Myself walked 47 miles of barbed wire as a Holy Cow, half naked, with a heard of More Cows and that was so Mystycle.

Thanks, Bo.